satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

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im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear
Anonymous

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

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balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.


you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

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easilyhumored:

Life of

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609…

Now available on DVD

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super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

image

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godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

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bricesander:

Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin. 

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sassiestnugget:

so thats what that means

sassiestnugget:

so thats what that means

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There Are 5 kinds of teachers in highschool

wibblywobblytimeywimeythingy:

  • the ones who are basically your friends and you can tell them anything 
  • The ones who seem to hate teenagers and teaching and JFC why did they choose to do this for a living
  • the ones that are  really nice but just suck at teaching and you never really learn anything in that class
  • the dorky one that never gets mad just gives you that long “I’m dissapointed in you look”
  • the ones that teach no matter whats going on in the class

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the-milk-eyed-mender:

petitedeath:

princesshorseface:

gg-rain:

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD

A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE! 

CRYING I NEEDED THIS

oh!!!!

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