stop messaging me asking me to check out your shitty blog
chcek out this dick
yas papi feed me that gorgeous slab of salami mommy likes
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he is here and he is ready to learn
Dying right now.
I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.
THIS WOMAN IS MY NEW HERO.
When the Internet gives you lemons, make lemonade.
This is such a righteous post that I am happy I stayed up late. I will probably still regret going to school on 5hrs of sleep, but then I’ll just think of this and not give a damn.
My faverouite person ever.
how do i die without telling my mom
In laughing so hard this bitch took my text post and replaced it with a selfie to make it seem like she gets notes omfg
Why do magnets fall more slowly through a copper tube?
This never ceases to blow my mind.
her eyebrows throw me off so much
Taco Bell gets deep
Whoever runs their social networking sites is a marketing genius.
Michelle Made Obama change seats she don’t play that shit lmao
jerk it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder
jerk it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง better
jerk it ɳ༼•̀_•́༽ɲ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger
Water + Ink
Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.